Family: Just what I needed

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Just what I needed

A good laugh....

I went in to check on Jacob in the bathroom and found this. I'm sure this will add fire to Jarom's argument that we need a magazine rack in the bathroom.

3 comments:

Chris said...: Nice!

I just use my iphone in the bathroom... :-); January 7, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Liz said...: LOL! That's hilarious! I'm also against having magazines in the bathroom. Why give people reason to stay in there longer?; January 7, 2010 at 1:53 PM
~Emily~ said...: Thanks for the LAUGH!; January 7, 2010 at 6:00 PM

Things Kids Say

Mom: "Jacob, we need to get dressed to go to the gym this morning."
Jacob: "No mom. Going skiing member?"
Mom: "Oh, I guess I forgot. Where are we going skiing?"
Jacob: "In the mountains. Find the reindeer and moose. Very far away."

After talking about Dad's birthday coming up in December and while getting ready for bed:
Jacob: "Mom, I have a birthday!"
Mom: "Yes you do. We already had it this year."
Jacob: "Mom, I have a birthday. And Mom have birthday too."
A few minutes later...
Jacob: "Mom, I wanna blow out candles and eat cake!"

At the store checkout:
Jacob: "Mom, don't buy the diapers." And he proceeds to pull them out of the cart and onto the floor.
Mom: "Jacob you have to learn to go potty before I can stop buying diapers. Are you ready to do that?"
Jacob: very adamantly, "NO!" and put the diapers back so we could pay for them.

Jacob: "Mom, you smokin'!!!"

Dad: "Jacob, did Mom pick up all your toys and books today?"
Jacob: "Yeah, thank you mom, I wuv you!"

Mom: "Did you have fun with Liz & Ben last night?"
Jacob: "Yeah, eat chicken!!!"

"Lalalalala lelele" "Pretty song!"

While reading a story together Jacob says, "Amy, cows pease." Meaning find the page with the cows on it.